wow super long tym

last update February 07, 2005. today is the 31st of Dec, 2005, christmas eve..!!!! wow anyways gtg just drop by will update soon.....:0)

a little update

HI-er its been a super long tym since i blog here and m super sorry.... Neways whats new.. ahm.. nothing just addicted to the song since you've been gone by kelly clarkson. and the new music video of lindsay lohan over, it usually stuck in my head but the music video its okay.... but still i dont get it.. and Chris is in the video, Chris as in Chris from charmed last time Piper's future son and yeah yeah i now im a charmed fan so sue me.

Neways form 5 science has been i dont know i need more COFFEE! i want to go to cofee been almost everyday just to keep me alive, in other words help me not to drop dead, its lyk my source of stregth (what?!!)i know its weird but sangs said coffee wont gve you cancer s0 yeah hahaha its safe but unhealthy!!!

Guess what Im the Assistant leader in the youth camp this year yeah! (i guess!) im not sure but i'll try im just the assistant, John-D is the leader :) (yeah!) but he told me that im gonna do all the work (boo!) hahaha no lah we all the CORE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 (JD, Chris, Uri, Jet, Aaron, Nick, ahm.. am i forgeting someone?) (Mae, Jas, Ivy, Hannah, Steph, Jasmine Rayos and me :) )

been texting ate glenda in new zealand and i dont suddenly i check my credt balance $00.00 hahahaha neways its not lyk im gonna die without credit... i mean i can live without a credit unlike someone i know haha neways gotta go... guess this blog is enouogh for now til next tym byers Ali josh lyn <3

You Know You're Malaysian When...

• You complain about the quality of the pirated DVD you just purchased. "What, RM10 for DVD5?! Aiyah, boss ... sound no good, cheaperlah ..."
• You're willing to consume sambal petai and durian and gladly suffer the bloating and wind-breaking incidents.
• You're exceedingly polite to the Mat Sallehs but you slag your own kind. "Hello, sir. Why don't you sit here, it’s got the best view of the city skyline." But, "Aunty-ah, your table is over there next to the kitchen."
• You order Maggi goreng and fried chicken, complain about how oily the food is, and then proceed to finish it anyway.
• You love to talk about food. You're already thinking about what to have for dinner while eating lunch. "I'm stuffed. What shall we have for dinner?"
• You dive into a communal-style meal the moment the dish lands on the table only to hesitate at the last morsel of food on the serving dish. There are two possible explanations for this: the first is the pai seh (embarrassed) factor, while the other is the myth that the person who eats the last piece will be a spinster.
• You hit the accelerator the moment the first drop of rain hits your windshield. "Alamak, it's going to rain. Sure traffic jam one. I'd better drive faster."
• You seize the opportunity to make a U-turn anywhere ... especially where there is a sign telling you not to. Well, so long as the cops aren't in sight.
• You feel a burning desire to send text messages and even have the gall to give your friend a blow-by-blow account of the movie to your friend on the handphone — during the screening of the movie. "Okay, now that girl Lizzie is impersonating an Italian singer; she so doesn’t look Italian ..."
• You forsake your loved ones for the all-important four letter-word: S-A-L-E. "Sorry, mum, I can't take you to Aunt Mary’s because I have to go to MidValley before the crowd." You’re also more than happy to be part of the insane traffic jam that forms around malls during weekends and sale periods.
• 11. Reality shows Akademi Fantasia and Malaysian Idol dictate your social life. "What, no TV at the mamak? Count me out — I'm staying home. Rinie needs my support."
• You pepper every sentence with lah. "No-lah, I can't see you today-lah. I have to study-lah. You know-lah, the prison warden aka mak is watching me like a hawk"
• You fail to function normally without your daily dose of teh tarik and nasi lemak.
• You have owned at least one Proton in your lifetime. Cheap, cheap. That is until you start to make enough dough to buy that Honda you've been salivating over.
• You slow down at an accident site to take down the car number plate, but won't step out of your car to help — the victim could be a robber!
• You'd rather park your car along the main road outside the mall, where there's a yellow line, rather than pay RM1 to park inside where there are adequate bays.
• You plead, bat your eyelids and relate a sob story to the officer at the town council office to let you off the hook (or reduce the amount considerably) for the fine you incurred when you parked your car on the double line.
• You make an appointment for 10am and conveniently show up a half hour late — Malaysian time, what ...
• You pop open the wet tissue packet at the Chinese restaurant by squeezing the trapped air to the top of the packet before proceeding to smash your fist into it. The louder the pop the better.
• You greet your friend / neighbor / acquaintance on the street with "How are things?" or "Have you eaten?" or better yet, by stating the obvious: "Went to market ah?"
• Ramlee burger is the "piece de resistance" of your growing-up-years cuisine.
• You catch all major televised events at the mamak.
• You have roughly six meals a day (breakfast, mid-morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper). Then there's the snacking — keropok ikan, pisang goreng, muruku, jam tarts and the like.
• You get the whole family dressed to the nines, jump into the car and head for the minister's open house — and ask for styrofoam boxes and plastic bags to tar pau food.
• Your accent and language style vary according to the race of the person you are conversing with.
• You've got a friendly disposition. Smiles are abundant and your "Apa khabar?" is warm and sincere.
• You exclaim loudly how expensive everything is, even though the items may in fact be going for a steal. "Wah! So expensive, ah? Hak sei ngor (Scare me to death)!"
• You dig deep into your pockets to contribute to the latest appeal for donations in the newspapers.
• You "dis" our country all the time, but as soon as something good happens (like winning the Thomas Cup), you morph into a proud Malaysian.
• You never travel abroad without a bottle of chilli sauce, or sachets which you can sneak into restaurants.

You Know You're Filipino When...

Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.

Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."

You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."

You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." Mine by the way was "Che-Che."

You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

You have four or five names.

You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.

You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.

You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."

You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.

You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.

You have a piano that no one plays.

You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

You eat with your hands.

You eat more than three times a day.

You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.

Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.

You bring baon to work everyday.

Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.

You love to eat daing or tuyo.

You prop up one knee while eating.

ou eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.

Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.

You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!

You love "dirty" ice cream.

You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.

Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.

You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.

You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.

You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."

You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.

You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

You're a fashion victim.

You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.

You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.

You cover your mouth when you laugh.

You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).

You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

You like everything imported or "state-side."

You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.

You have a relative who is a nurse.

When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them.

You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought.

You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away.

You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard.

You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.

Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.

You Know You're Indian When...

• Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
• Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
• You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
• Your father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
• An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
• Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
• Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
• You either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay away from it
• "You want a stereo! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!"
• Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
• Your family owns a tennis racquet.
• You buy corn oil by the gallon.
• Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
• You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
• Everyone in your family has pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
• You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the Airport.
• You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
• When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
• Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
• There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
• You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.
• Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's) sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
• You hide everything from your parents.
• Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
• You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
• Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
• Everyone is a family friend.
• You know no one who has studied music.
• You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
• You still came back home

You Know You're Chinese When...

• You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
• You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
• When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
• You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
• Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
• You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
• You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
• You eat all meals in the kitchen.
• You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
• You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
• You always leave your shoes at the door.
• You have a piano in your living room.
• You twirl your pen around your fingers.
• Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
• You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
• You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
• You've eaten a red bean Popsicle.
• You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes.
• You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
• The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
• Ditto for paper napkins.
• You never order room service.
• You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID).
• Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous.
• Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
• You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.
• When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
• You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
• You don't use measuring cups.
• You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
• You beat eggs with chopsticks.
• Your parents' house is always cold.
• You have a teacup with a cover on it.
• You reuse teabags.
• Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
• You tip Chinese delivery guys / waiters more.
• You're a wok user.
• You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.
• You have acquired a taste for bittermelon.
• You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
• You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached -- it means they're fresh.
• You never call your parents just to say hi.
• You always cook too much.
• If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten rice, even if it's midnight.
• Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air.
• Your parents never go to the movies.
• Your parents send money to their relatives in China.
• You use a face cloth.
• Your parents use a clothes line.
• You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
• You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi.
• You've joined a CD club at least once.
• You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
• You never discuss your love life with your parents.
• Your parents are never happy with your grades.
• You keep most of your money in a savings account.
• You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has.
• Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
• You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
• You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
• Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you.
• You love to go to $1.75 movies.
• You love to go to $1.50 movies even more.
• You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant.
• You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
• Someone in your family drives a Honda... with custom rims.
• You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging from your rear-view mirror.
• You like to eat chicken feet.
• You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
• You turn bright red after drinking two tablespoons of beer.
• You can get a buzz on Coors O'Douls or Miller Sharps.
• You look like you are eighteen.
• You only buy used cars.
• You have more than five remotes in your house.
• You leave the plastic on the lampshade for ten years or more.
• You can't bear to throw things away.
• Your dad washes his hair four times a day, or never at all.
• Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
• You've worn glasses at least since the fifth grade.
• Your parents (or some other close relative) own a grocery store or restaurant.
• You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.
• You add twice the amount of water recommended when making orange juice from concentrate.
• You've never seen your parents hug.
• Your grandmother lives with you and your family.
• You never order desserts at restaurants.
• You always have water when dining out.
• You say "aiya!" and "wah!" frequently.
• You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
• You love to play mah jong.
• You have to read all your parents' mail written in English.
• You are constantly being set up with uninteresting (and usually ugly) people by your parents.
• You hate eating cheese.
• You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house.
• Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants.
• White people look at you strangely if you tell them you are Buddhist.
• You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food.
• You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.
• Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings.
• You never made the school football or basketball team.
• You have two middle initials instead of one.
• You grow your own bean sprouts in the kitchen.
• Your mother made you peel water chestnuts and snow peas.
• You have an lonely unmarried relative who frequently drops by during dinner time.
• You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions.
• You use the underside of a porcelain bowl to sharpen your knives.
• You cut your own hair… or had someone in your family do it.
• Your grandmother has a lot of gold teeth… especially in front.
• You keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times.
• You know what the term "lemon" or a "banana" means.
• You only have to shave every other day (maybe).
• You wash and reuse ziplock bags.
• You know at least three people named Alan Wong.
• You never drank milk after eating cherries.
• Your parents collect jade jewelry.
• You always drink tea after a meal.
• Your dad owns at least one bird.
• Your parents grow vegetables in a garden.
• You use doilies to decorate your furniture.
• Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers.

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Ermm well..for your info...the blog before this one...ish when we had some kinda teenage health talk for girls and stuff...freakkky...CrEePeYyyyyy~!!! hrmmm just got back fwom school went to see the basketball match...we won 54 - 30 something...Hahahakz....hrmmm..bored now gonna go try quizzes....=P

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hey hey hey hey hey hewwwwwoooo~~~~ =P hahakz...Long time no blogggggggiezzzz~ Ermm..well Sawahhhhh is forcing me to blog...ermmm...AHHHHHH!!!! ... Abortion babies pictures! I'm tooo pure to look at it!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! It's scaryyy! Sawwwahhh...Sangsss... Save ME!!!! AHHH..The pictures are scarey !!!!! Help help help help help~!~!!! "who in their straight mind wants to go on a diet???" quote Sarah. I don't believe in diets..I eat chocolate everyday!!! =P ... Wahhhhh~!..I dun wanna see anything more! I'm toooooo innnocent for these kinda stuffs...

sarah's name

SARAHSAMANTHASYNCLETICA
S	is for	Sensual
A	is for	Articulate
R	is for	Romantic
A	is for	Arty
H	is for	Handy
S	is for	Spunky
A	is for	Astounding
M	is for	Moral
A	is for	Alert
N	is for	Nice
T	is for	Tolerant
H	is for	Handy
A	is for	Athletic
S	is for	Swanky
Y	is for	Yummy
N	is for	Neglected
C	is for	Complex
L	is for	Logical
E	is for	Ebullient
T	is for	Tasty
I	is for	Impassioned
C	is for	Cynical
A	is for	Altruistic

What Does Your Name Mean?

SARAHSAMANTHASYNCLETICA
S	is for	Special
A	is for	Amorous
R	is for	Refined
A	is for	Abstract
H	is for	Hip
S	is for	Savvy
A	is for	Articulate
M	is for	Mellow
A	is for	Adaptable
N	is for	Nice
T	is for	Twisted
H	is for	Handy
A	is for	Adaptable
S	is for	Sassy
Y	is for	Yummy
N	is for	Neglected
C	is for	Cultured
L	is for	Lovesick
E	is for	Ebullient
T	is for	Tempting
I	is for	Inspirational
C	is for	Cultured
A	is for	Adaptable

What Does Your Name Mean?